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December 2, 2011

House of Horrors

Alright so one of my roommates, the creepy one to be exact, lives on the second floor of our house. Now one thing that I don’t understand is that his room has no blinds. It has two windows but no blinds whatsoever. His windows overlook our street, so every time I pull up the driveway, he has a clear line of sight to it. Now his room is always dark so what’s unsettling is that although he may see you in the driveway you probably won’t see him. It’ll be midday and the room will be dark. It’ll be midnight and the room will be dark, considering he sleeps. But for some reason, some gut wrenching reason I don’t think that sleep is something that my roommate does.

Once I came back home really late at night. I was expecting that everybody was asleep so I tried entering the house really quietly. (Just trying to keep in mind of the others that may be asleep, something that many people don’t really care about these days) I entered a pitch black house, so to fix that I took out my flashlight that I just happened to have. Well the next thing I saw nearly gave me a heart attack that only 3 Big Macs and 2 Hangover burgers in one sitting while being administered root beer into the bloodstream via IV can deliver.

My roommate was just sitting there in the living room in the dark and when I saw him, he whispered “~Hi, Simon…”. This was not too long after watching Paranormal Activity 3, so I was still a little jumpy at the things that go ‘bump’ in the dark. Actually I was more than jumpy, I practically saw the light at the end of the tunnel. And I haven’t even traveled the world to find my true love yet…But whatever, I just gave a quick ‘what’s up’ and went straight to my room and locked the door. Because of this and many other similar incidents I feel as if my life may be in more danger here in this home than any other place that I’ve ever been. I’m pretty sure that if I rolled around in chum and jumped into a tank of water with 7 Great Whites I would be at less risk than living in this house. Haha, prob not.

But anyways, going off topic here. So my roommate has no blinds on his windows. And I saw this picture one day and lord would I give anything to be able to do this.

I don’t know…I just thought that that would be hilarious. I just need the time. And the snow. Gotta fight back if I want to survive in this house of horrors ya know?

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