Posts tagged ‘shark’

April 21, 2012

Fun with Photoshop 3

Alright, I took a nap earlier today since I didn’t sleep well last night. And boy, was that a horrible idea. I didn’t just take a nap, I pretty much fell into a coma. Awesome. Haha, it’s getting late now and I’m not even feeling tired. Once again, awesome. The worst thing was to wake up from my nap and for it to be dark outside. Nothing is more effective than putting your mood into something as foul and black as Satans stool sample as taking what you thought would be a quick 20 minute nap into a four hour power snooze. But seeing that I’m as awake and alert as a one armed fugitive on the run from a mob of drumstick wielding orc midgets whose farts happen to deplete the o-zone layer (terrifying huh?), I just thought that I’d expose you to one more of these hilarious photoshop troll pictures. Oh, and I just realized that I have cereal. Honey Bunches of Oats to be more specific. Oh, and please learn from my mistake of never taking a nap in the evening. Or if you do, don’t wake up when it’s time for everyone to go to bed. Hahaha!

October 26, 2011


I happen to be enrolled in a scuba class. Now, I didn’t think there would be much to it. I’m not taking this class because I thought it would be interesting, but because I have no choice. But that’s a long story. The fact of the matter is, for a 5 week class I’m going to have to buy a ton of stuff that I’ll probably never use again in my life. I just bought the $80 dollar textbook yesterday and now there is a big hole in my wallet. There goes lunch with the friends. For the next few months. I still haven’t bought the rest of the stuff, but that’s because we don’t need it…yet. But when I do, I might have to donate a kidney or give blood for the next 10 years.

I’m really not looking forward to this class mostly because it’s a 3 hour class. Not only that, but it’s at night, when normal people sleep. My classmates aren’t on the normal side, either. One kid wants to scuba dive in Kenya, another was excessively picking his nose when his nose started to bleed. I instantly regretted taking this class…But there is a plus. About halfway through two of my best friends friends walked into class. Just after the professor finished his intense speech of coming to class on time. Haha, the looks they got when they were walking in were priceless. But at least I have someone to talk to for the next 5 weeks of classes. We’re supposed to be picking ‘scuba buddies’ too and never in a million years would I be partnered with Mr. Bloody Nose.

He thought nobody saw…oh but I saw. I saw. And am quietly judging you. Pfft. Haha. Weird.

Prior to taking this class I was surviving off of one full meal a day and various snacks. But now that I don’t have any money whatsoever, I may have to scrounge my carpet for the crumbs that I may have left from before.

Ah, the life of a college student.

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