Posts tagged ‘creepy’

January 23, 2012

Creepy? Or am I just a mean person…

So, I’m guessing that many of you are just wondering what kind of roommates that I have. (Of course you are!) Well, it’s kind of hard to describe actually. But, for ‘R’ (the one that I mentioned in these posts here and here) I think I may have found a really close representation of him without having to secretly video tape him. I’m sure he wouldn’t consent to me videotaping him anyways, he would probably think I was sucking out his soul or something of that manner.

Alright, so one of my friends had the kindness to forward this video to me just recently. Gee thanks.

Anyways, watching this video made me cringe like a snail that had just had salt thrown in it’s eyes after being doused in vinegar. Because it was a near representation of my roommate ‘R’. It was almost as if he was staring into my soul and I could just feel the my life being drained away by the voice that was uttering from that face. I mean, I’m not picking a bone or anything with the kid in the video. Maybe the ladies secretly all want their boyfriends to make a dedication video like this for them, I have no idea. But this was really creepy. I mean it was more awkward than the one time I accidentally walked into my Uncle taking a deucer right after the Thanksgiving feast. Worst part, we made eye contact since the can is directly facing the door. That image is now permanently burned into my corneas. And we can never look at each other straight anymore because of that.

So, I just thought I’d share that with you, since I have to deal with a very similar personality ┬áto the kid on the video on a day to day basis. Imagine watching this video everyday, except the video was a person and that person was your roommate. I mean, I can’t be the only one with creepy roommates…am I?

December 2, 2011

House of Horrors

Alright so one of my roommates, the creepy one to be exact, lives on the second floor of our house. Now one thing that I don’t understand is that his room has no blinds. It has two windows but no blinds whatsoever. His windows overlook our street, so every time I pull up the driveway, he has a clear line of sight to it. Now his room is always dark so what’s unsettling is that although he may see you in the driveway you probably won’t see him. It’ll be midday and the room will be dark. It’ll be midnight and the room will be dark, considering he sleeps. But for some reason, some gut wrenching reason I don’t think that sleep is something that my roommate does.

Once I came back home really late at night. I was expecting that everybody was asleep so I tried entering the house really quietly. (Just trying to keep in mind of the others that may be asleep, something that many people don’t really care about these days) I entered a pitch black house, so to fix that I took out my flashlight that I just happened to have. Well the next thing I saw nearly gave me a heart attack that only 3 Big Macs and 2 Hangover burgers in one sitting while being administered root beer into the bloodstream via IV can deliver.

My roommate was just sitting there in the living room in the dark and when I saw him, he whispered “~Hi, Simon…”. This was not too long after watching Paranormal Activity 3, so I was still a little jumpy at the things that go ‘bump’ in the dark. Actually I was more than jumpy, I practically saw the light at the end of the tunnel. And I haven’t even traveled the world to find my true love yet…But whatever, I just gave a quick ‘what’s up’ and went straight to my room and locked the door. Because of this and many other similar incidents I feel as if my life may be in more danger here in this home than any other place that I’ve ever been. I’m pretty sure that if I rolled around in chum and jumped into a tank of water with 7 Great Whites I would be at less risk than living in this house. Haha, prob not.

But anyways, going off topic here. So my roommate has no blinds on his windows. And I saw this picture one day and lord would I give anything to be able to do this.

I don’t know…I just thought that that would be hilarious. I just need the time. And the snow. Gotta fight back if I want to survive in this house of horrors ya know?

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