They’re starting to tailor, alright.

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to receive a spam comment just so I could see how horribly put together it would be. Especially for things that I was writing about. So especially after reading this post a while back by someone that has an art with colorful language (haha, I meant that as a compliment ;D), you could imagine the joy that I recieved when I finally got one of my own. I was able to actually read this one before it was deleted and I couldn’t help but think ‘Wait, what the hell…’ Well anyways, here it is:

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I don’t expect anyone to read through that entire thing. I know I didn’t. I’m guessing that the original was in another language, but somehow, something horrible happened in the translation process. Not only did this turn into an abomination but I have no idea what it’s trying to say to me… I thought my first spam comment would have been pretty entertaining but this just takes the cake. I got a freaking story, a novella. Good to know that I’m worth typing up an entire manuscript detailing the life of some fictional person that had found “the amazing discovery of her forehead”.

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7 Comments to “They’re starting to tailor, alright.”

  1. Wow, a ‘treasure land of lush curly coat’.
    I didn’t read the whole thing, that just stood out!
    I’m going to start reading my spam too!

  2. Whoa. I don’t think I’ve gotten one quite as… amazingly long as that, but yeah, spam comments? Pretty amazingly bad…

  3. Spam comments are like the most-amusing-lines-ever category. I should actually start saving them and compiling them for a good laugh on a rainy day :D

  4. All my spam comments are so boring…and all the same. :))) “This is a fabulous post…bla bla.., check this site jdskdhjshdksd.com” :))) Yours, at least, has substance…a lot. :)))

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